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QUOI? (An explanation.)

I come from this era of kids who have the need to compulsively document & share everything. The old lolz catch-cry of “pics or it didn’t happen” has almost become a mantra. The more my life changes & the more exciting it gets, the more intense my urge to put it all on display becomes. This is exhibitionism taken to a whole new level.

xo GLD.

Archive for March, 2009

March 31st, 2009

I forgot to mention this the other day — Cupcake Boy rapped about me & it was fucking awesome.

One day I am going to make a compilation CD of songs other people have written about me. It could go in chronological order. There are at least 4 individual artists that I know of. 5 actually. The contrast would be funny, right?

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March 31st, 2009

I dreamed that you were sitting in my living room & one of your songs started playing.

There was some other stuff too but I don’t really remember it. My dreams lately have been wigging me the fuck out.

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March 30th, 2009

27th March 2009

28th March 2009

29th March 2009

30th March 2009

Today I tried to write but kind of couldn’t get into it, so I went out & ran a billion errands.  Every Ricky’s in the city (it seems) is out of stock of Atomic Pink Special Effects which means my hair is a sad shade of… sad.  I could just slather the whole thing in Virgin Rose (I usually do half & half) but I would rather hold out for it I think.  Maybe I will sub in some Manic Panic.  Later on Chloe came over & we drank beer & made lists of potential conquests.  She is so so so cute.  Right now I am sitting in bed smoking a cigarette listening to Jimi Hendrix & James Brown.  Tomorrow my plan is: finish up a couple of articles, send a bunch of email (I am behind like mad), buy lingerie, get pretty & go on a date where we are going to eat dinner in a huge gilded birdcage.  No.  Kidding.

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March 27th, 2009

Him: So did you get a whole lot of really creepy emails from the Time Out New York thing?
Gala: No!  I feel ripped off.
Him: That’s bullshit, I always thought part of the appeal of doing that was the disgusting emails you’d receive.
Gala: Me too, but… no dice.
Him: I’ll write you vulgar emails.
Gala: Do it.

…Later…

Him: Maybe I, gentleman ____, have not sent a vulgar email… but maybe some other twisted man has sent one to your TONY email address.

i want you.
i don’t even know you but I want to do terrible things to you.
you clearly need a spanking. I can tell already you are a very bad girl.
i would invite you over to my place for cupcakes and then a medieval cage thing would fall onto top of you and you will be trapped.

i’ll tie you to my bed (shaped like a race car) so that your legs and arms are spread. i will lick your arm pits and the backs of your knees until you start crying.
then i will bite the inside of your thighs ever so nibble-ly until you start singing (something aboriginal, I can’t deduce what it is).
eventually after moving at the speed of one micro-milimeter of flesh per kiss per second, I’ll reach your glorious pubic mound. with several tongue punches to the velvet crevice, I will lick your nethers until you get a tummy ache. your body will convulse and shake as you climax and glitter comes out.

also if you have your period, i will place my hand on your ovaries all fucking night long cause the  heat from my hand helps or some shit.

p.s. we have to do all this very quietly because i DO NOT want to wake up my mom.

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Text message

March 27th, 2009

“If it turned out you were a robot or had a dick, I wouldn’t even be mad.”

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March 27th, 2009

26th March 2009

Last night, me, Cupcake Boy, David Dallas & his girlfriend Leilani went to hear ?uestlove of The Roots spin at Le Poisson Rouge.  It was pretty great.  Also, having D dot sit on my living room floor eating pizza was weird, in a really awesome way.  ALSO when we went to get pizza, Terry Richardson walked in.  I smiled at him.  He smiled back.  It was a good moment.

27th March 2009

Today I was meant to go to Connecticut.  I didn’t.

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March 27th, 2009

Gala: maybe i should become one of those old ladies with a jar of candy at all times
Jess: i practically insist on it!!
Jess: and keep two-
Jess: one full of awesome candy
Jess: and one full of gross crumbly peppermints for guests u secretly despise
Gala: hahahahahahahahaahahhaahahah

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March 26th, 2009

Nubby: we need a reality show
Gala: we doooooo
Nubby: between your dates and my stalkers we’d be set

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March 25th, 2009

Girl 6.

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Text message, just now.

March 25th, 2009

“Websites are basically catalogues & we are the highlighted product. I want to purchase you out of Skymall.”

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